I Heart Wendy Williams

I think I'm falling in love with Wendy Williams. She's beautiful, chocked full of common sense and happy to share her opinion on any and all topics. She's like crack. One time and I was hooked.

She's been on the radio for a long time. I didn't notice her until I caught her new television talk show. The Wendy Williams Show originates on BET but appears on lots of different stations. If you haven't seen the show, you really need to check her out.

Wendy looks like a cross between Rupaul and Barbie. She's 5'11" in stocking feet (size 11) and is rarely out of five inch heels. Picture a a tall, African-American Dolly Parton with butt-length hair instead of Dolly's signature bouffant.

Wendy's breasts deserve a paragraph of their own. They are magnificent! We're talking a very perky 40DD. She loves to wear tight-fitting dresses to emphasize her 40-30-40 figure. Her girls leap out at you like barely contained basketballs. Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta looks flat-chested next to Wendy.

Wendy makes a grand entrance at the start of every show. You can tell by her beaming face she is absolutely thrilled to have an audience. People send in videos of little girls in long, straight wigs imitating Wendy's tag line and theme song: How YOU doing?

The addictive factor is Wendy's audacity. Whether gossiping about celebrities in her Hot Topics segment, chatting up her guests, or answering audience questions, Wendy tells it like it is. She'll say anything. She makes me laugh. That's quite a feat considering I am...

The Crotchety Old Man